5 Types Of People You Will Find In A Students Hostel

1.The Noise makers Crew
These ones have no other job except from playing music.
They take it serious even more than an “official mission”.Immediately PHCN takes the light they put on their generators and continue to ” gbedulize” late into night even during examination periods they are still up all night “gbedulizing”.

I love them for one thing however on Sunday Mornings They begin to play Christian songs by artists like Don Moen, Frank Edwards e.t.c by 12:00 pm however they switch it back to gbedu.
2.The HungerBad crew
These ones carry spoons in their pockets everywhere they go. Some even carry spoons to their lecture halls so as to branch to their coursemates room after classes and get some “base”.
Their nose is very sensitive as they can perceive the aroma of your delicacy 10 blocks away.They arrive at your doorstep in seconds and they devour the meal you had future plans for.
3 The SUs
If you have them in your hostel you don’t need an Alarm as their ” skalaboshing” will definitely wake you up every morning.
Their voices can be heard two hostels away.I love them for one thing however they are very respectful and will greet you almost prostrating calling you “brother” no matter how rasta u are.
4.The borrowers crew
These ones can borrow anything u have including your underwear.
They come to you and start with words like “Baba I fit see matches for your hand” The moment you give them they automatically start borrowing everything you have including your underwears.
Some of them even go as far as borrowing cooked food “Baba I fit borrow one plate of beans and garri, I go give u back I swear”
5.The Runs Girls crew
These ones entertain all sorts of jollof be it Ghanian or Nigerian jollof.Different species of men flocks in and out every second.
Most times you can’t sleep well because of the things you hear at night.
You can never cheat these ladies as most of them walk around with a POS.
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