Cool FM OAP, Freeze has published an article titled “MOST WOMEN ARE
LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN….. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS KIM GETS PAID!”
Read what he wrote below.
“A very close ‘married’ friend of mine came around the other day
asking me for help. He is into construction and due to the dwindling
financial situation in the country he hasn’t sold a house in almost 1
year. So he hands over his iPhone to me to show me some of the his
properties asking me to scroll through his gallery.
After scrolling through about about 25 pictures of houses I
stumbled upon a naked ‘kpekus’. I tried to quickly scroll away, but
before I could my eyes swallowed another and another and another. There
were an assortment of pictures of different ‘bits’ and ‘pieces’ of a
woman’s naked body without showing her face.
A bit embarrassed, I handed his phone over to him. Without a hint
of shame, he explained to me that that was his separated account
manager he has been ‘shagging’ for a while. According to him, she has a
son and she is hot!!!! As I write this, my mind’s eye, I still clearly
sees the expression of excitement in his eyes as he described every
detail of her body (the remaining 20% I missed in the pictures) he even
offered to bring her over to Chocolat Royale so I could meet his
‘trophy’. 2 days later, I stepped out of a meeting in the office only to
see about 16 missed calls of which 13 were from my friend. I returned
his call and he complained about me not picking my phone that he was at
Chocolat Royale with his ‘babe’ and he wanted me to meet her.
So I rushed out of my office to Royale to meet them. She was sitting with her back towards the door when I walked in and
I mentally tried to match the pieces I had seen on my guys phone
to that of the lady in front of me and then she turned around to greet
me with a smile that faded immediately she set her eyes on me! My friend
must have told her he had a surprise for her or not even told her at
all trying to surprise her because I guarantee that if this woman knew
she was coming to meet ‘freeze’ she would never have agreed as she is
the wife of one of my schoolmates who resides in Yankee………….
Here I am, staring at my friend’s wife sitting next to my other
friend, who I know is an absolute freak. I know he must have dissected
her body and used it to its maximum potential. My friend also never uses
protection because he is quite ‘endowed’ and finds it uncomfortable. He
is married and has a string of girlfriends. His wife may or may not
have an affair and his girls are mainly university students he is
‘taking care of’.
Experience has shown me that most university girls dating rich
men, usually have one or two ‘school boyfriends’ who cater to their
school needs i.e. Club parties, academic issues etc. My fear for my
pastor friend is that he now comes home from America once or 2ce a year
and dips into a grimy pool of illnesses and issues both physical and
spiritual, shared by at least 20 and as many as 50 other people, because
as the saying goes, “you have slept with everyone your partner has
slept with”. I am still in a serious dilemma right now, do I tell my
friend or do I hold my tongue and ‘save their marriage’?
Anyway back to the main issue…….. There are many differences
between Kim Kardashian and my pastor friend’s wife. One is Kanye knows
his woman, this includes her abilities, shortfalls etc while my pastor
friend ‘thinks’ he knows his wife. He is probably worshiping in the
church of ‘assumption’ right now, thinking his wife is a good, decent
girl.
The second issue is while his ‘decent’ wife only earns peanuts
for her nudes and requires him sending her a monthly allowance from the
US, Kim just paid Kanye’s $53million debt. Rewind to about a month ago
when I put up a post saying I would want to have a Kimye relationship
with bae he called me up, telling me, in his own words, “to stop
glorifying a morally bankrupt woman and her sinful relationship”. My
question now, is his own relationship less sinful & more morally
upright? Over to Piers Morgan who accused Kim of being ‘desperate’.
Piers your last real job was in 2004 since then you have been hustling
like a 2 dollar hooker. You failed in your ‘attempt’ to take over from
Larry King & you call her desperate?”

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